i’m really hungry and tired and also I’m the worst english student in the world and yeah.

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theycallherlovely:

Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT.
  And sing along. No questions asked.

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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

lolsomeone-actually:

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing

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Things I’m really bad at:

1) Getting stuff done.

2) Keeping things safe.

Things I’m really good at:

1) Procrastination.

2) Losing things.

thefountainfaerie:

Art thou feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

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